alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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myherocomplex:

I will never get tired of this story.

(via happiestlittlecamper)

durnesque-esque:

riotfairy:

please


I mean, I could almost believe the 800 year-old demigod part, but the dildo collection is a surprise.

durnesque-esque:

riotfairy:

please

I mean, I could almost believe the 800 year-old demigod part, but the dildo collection is a surprise.

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heloisedevillefort:

do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like

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fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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scared-of-clouds:

snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

i just
#1 this is just one of those gems that you maybe glossed over as a kid but now like oh my god harry you naughty boy w/ the sex dreams
#2 beginning of ootp big d taunts harry about his nightmares, which he was privy to bc harry talks excessively in his sleep
#3 wonder if like any of the other boys were ever woken up by harry moaning her name in his sleep and like how awk would that be for dean or neville’s like yeah this isn’t going to end well and just thank fuck ron’s a heavy sleeper

I shouldn’t blog my late night thoughts.

You should ALWAYS blog your late night thoughts

scared-of-clouds:

snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

i just

#1 this is just one of those gems that you maybe glossed over as a kid but now like oh my god harry you naughty boy w/ the sex dreams

#2 beginning of ootp big d taunts harry about his nightmares, which he was privy to bc harry talks excessively in his sleep

#3 wonder if like any of the other boys were ever woken up by harry moaning her name in his sleep and like how awk would that be for dean or neville’s like yeah this isn’t going to end well and just thank fuck ron’s a heavy sleeper

I shouldn’t blog my late night thoughts.

You should ALWAYS blog your late night thoughts

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