anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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Movies Watched in 2014 | The Croods

"She loves you, but always forgets to say it. Just like you forget to tell her."

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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siriuslyrose:

I’m sorry but if you don’t think that James Sirius Potter, when told to be serious, responded with ‘well sirius is my middle name,’ you are sadly mistaken.

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

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asker

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Benefits of following campers on Instagram: you can go to the following news tab thing and yell at them for having phones because it pops up they’re liking photos